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When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.
Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!
When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!
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Red bumps accumulated on ones buttox (booty) due to injecting dirty methamphetamine.
Man, my shit was bad and I got the butt mumps.
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Mumped is a blend of the words 'mom' and 'dumped' and means to be dumped by the mother of one's significant other.
I was seeing this highschool chick until her mom found out I was 23, then I got mumped.
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when one is down in the dumps and acting depressed
"don't be such a frumpy mumps"
"good morning frumpy mumps!"
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This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.
Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?
I was out the country thankfully
When you go Mumping in a graveyard and try to get as much as you can before the authorities arrest you
"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak"