i stubbed my toe dammit

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words

Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.

When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"

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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

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Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

MY PINKIE TOE

i was walkin and i stubbed my pinkie toe i said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUBBED MY PINKIE TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD GIRL U LOOK LIKE ABOSLUTE SHIT GIRL I HATE YOU GIRL MY PINKIE TOE

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

Suck my left toe

When someone says something you don’t appreciate.

Ava: OMG HAVE YOU MET ARLETH SHES THE BEST FRIEND EVER
Stella: EXCUSE ME I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND! SHE CAN SUCK MY LEFT TOE!!!
Ava: mkay

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