international understanding of 'fuck you'
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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
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what you give the police
I gave the pigs (police) the finger.
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A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.
Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.
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Meaning that you're deeply in love with Luq
Look, she's in love with Luq. One finger up!!
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When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".
Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!
In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
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When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe
I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .