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The process of snorting the cheeses build up from a morbidly obese woman’s fat rolls
“Damn they Got fat bitches her, I’m suddenly craving some oodie woodie”
The nicest ass you ever did see !!!
GOT DAAAYUUM Alisha got that Oodie Galoodie !!!!
The reaction you have when your middle-aged friend, who doesnt understand technology, takes a selfie, but the camera is meticulously positioned in such a way as to diminish wrinkles since they have never heard of photoshop. The resulting photo then makes them look like a serial axe murderer since a fear of showing their wrinkles means they would never smile for the selfie. It becomes more absurd when they actually think they had taken a good photo all the while you seem to die a little inside.
Marissa: I want to meet you in person.
Johnny: got pics?
Marissa: sure .(sends pics)
Johnny: wtf, why do you look like you hunt and kill innocence?
Marissa: wtffff...shut yo ass up bitch. You just jealous cause I'm fabulous.
Johnny: oodie shnew.
My dad literally 2 seconds ago: opens my door and says oodie doodie
Me: ok so the food is ready :)