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So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!
Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
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Any instructions handed down from on high which clearly delineate where to go and what to do.
I don't care what you think, my marching orders came from the CEO, so if you don't like it you can take it up with him.
In 2020 America: Disorder generated by presidentially-sanctioned contempt for the law.
Every time Trump uttered the phrase 'law and order' it was a signal that he was orchestrating another violation of the law, instigating social disorder to further his agenda.
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What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training
Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo
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A web-comic parodying the adventures of a group of D&D characters written by Rich Burlew.
The latest issue of Order of the Stick can be found at www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript
'Belkar is my favorite character in Order of the Stick.'
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The lead singer of Joy Division, Ian Curtis, committed suicide in 1980. The three remaining members of the band came together, added a keyboardist, and restarted as New Order. Although Joy Division was a dark punk-rock band, New Order eventally broke away from their roots and made some of the greatest, most original dance and rock music from the 80's.
Although they were never that commercially successful, they had dominated many of the dance clubs of the 80s, with hits like Blue Monday (1983), True Faith (1987) and Bizarre Love Triangle (1986).
The band went on a hiatus during the 90s after the release of Republic (1993), but they have come back in recent years. Their 2001 album Get Ready was a return to their guitar based rock roots, and their most recent album Waiting For the Sirens' Call (2005) is considered to be just as great as their albums from the 80's.
Some of the best New Order songs:
Age of Consent
Confusion
Temptation
Blue Monday
True Faith
Bizarre Love Triangle
Paradise
Every Little Counts
Touched By the Hand of God
Vanishing Point
Regret
Spooky
60 Miles An Hour
Jetstream
Krafty
Hey Now What You Doing
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"Why that's some of the best music I've ever heard! What is that?!"
"It's New Order."
"Hmm... never heard of them."
"...Of course not v_v"
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When mean, reckless & bigoted people like Rush Limbaugh order food or drinks in a restaurant, hotel or coffee shop they often receive a "Rush Order" which has the addition of a little special sauce often called "man juice", also known as semen. A "Rush Cup" is often employed to collect this sauce from a group of employees in the public bathroom. This is why you should never, ever abuse a waiter or service person where food or drinks are served.
"Hey, Sean Hannity is here. He's on that damn Blackberry phone again talking way too loud. Lets give him a double Rush Order in his triple non-fat latte."
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