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(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this...)
The Brigade is a secret held only by women and the actual male members of the Big Penis Brigade. The Brigade was founded to provide women with sexual satisfaction. The Brigade can only be found at "women only" parties.
When women get together for Girls Night, Hen Night and bachelorette parties, you can guarantee that the "Big Penis Brigade" will be in attendance undeterred by the "No Men Allowed" rules. In fact, the Brigade is often invited by the ladies in the party.
The men who are members of the Brigade are known for their good looks, sexual stamina and of course, their extremely large penises.
While attending these "Women Only" parties, the Brigade has sex with every woman at the party. Yes even the ugly ones... Every woman has sex at least 2x and usually with a different member of the Brigade. Some of the women has sex with every member, but this is very rare occurrence because of most women cannot handle the sheer amount of sex that the Brigade can provide.
So when your wife/girlfriend returns home happy and refreshed from a "Women Only" party, you will know that she spent some quality time with the Big Penis Brigade.
(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this)
Jen: Hi Lisa, thanks for coming to my "Wine, Women and Whine" party.
Lisa: I'm glad to be here. So when is the Big Penis Brigade expected to arrive?
Jen: They should be here shortly. Here, have a drink. The drink should help you loosen up.
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The man with the largest donger known to man
Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!
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also known as BPS, means a person has a very big foot.
Man you have an abnormally large foot.
Yeah I have BPS (Big penis syndrome)
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When someone has a very large penis, you can refer to him as big penis boy.
Damn, you're hung like a horse you big penis boy. That looks like a 30 incher!
I mean that is a big penis boy, he is dibision bun for sure
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A man who is very big in the pants. A big penis boy is usually around 8 inches or more.
Wow Randall, you are a big penis boy! That thing dangles to the floor!
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a remix, that is most commonly made by using the penile shaft of a man to give a song a slapping sound for increased bass, this also provides an intense orgasm for the listener
"oh my that 'the geeks were right (big penis remix)' was so amazing"
-Hunter
"Oh yeah i know, it gave me a boner"
-Manny
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A knob cheese feeding cretin who will do anything in its power to fondle kids.
Stop trying to molest that child bimone big penis