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The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.
Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?
Anne: Where are you thinking of going?
Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?
Anne: Sure!
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A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.
Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
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When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno
I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling
Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)
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Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.
Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.
You are turning into Padddle
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A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.
Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?
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when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.
Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.
A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."