pallet pat

one who drinks too much in a short amount of time and bothers bitches and acts like a pussy. Then pukes for 2 hours and passes out.

that kid is pallet patting right now, he wont leave lynnsey alone! Oh man he's puking his guts out.

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Gorilla Pallet

A pallet with various issues which NEEDS to be addressed yet goes ignored just as the gorilla did in the classic video titled “Selective Attention Test”.

Look at everyone walking by that gorilla pallet like it’s invisible.

pallet nigger

a dirtbag that builds pallets for less than minimum wage, and talks on the cb to other filthys.

i chased that pallet nigger red dog off the cb and now hes crying in his squaller house.

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Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.

(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'

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clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp

Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.

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Pallet Grinding

The annoying habit of speaking from deep in the back of the throat thus creating a sort of gravely tone. Most easily noticeable when done by women as it lowers the tone of their voice as well.

Tim "Jenny is a pallet grinder, it drives me crazy!"

Scott "Oh I hate pallet grinding, why don't they just speak forward."


"Will Smith pallet grinds a lot in I am Legend."

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Roxanne Pallet

A vicious person who tells the world you assaulted her by punching her repeatedly when you go to even hug her.

If you come near me i’m going to Roxanne Pallet your ass!

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