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The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.
I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
The term cerebral palsy refers to any one of a number of neurological disorders that appear in infancy or early childhood and permanently affect body movement and muscle coordination but don’t worsen over time. Even though cerebral palsy affects muscle movement, it isn’t caused by problems in the muscles or nerves. It is caused by abnormalities in parts of the brain that control muscle movements. The majority of children with cerebral palsy are born with it, although it may not be detected until months or years later. The early signs of cerebral palsy usually appear before a child reaches 3 years of age. The most common are a lack of muscle coordination when performing voluntary movements (ataxia); stiff or tight muscles and exaggerated reflexes (spasticity); walking with one foot or leg dragging; walking on the toes, a crouched gait, or a “scissored” gait; and muscle tone that is either too stiff or too floppy. A small number of children have cerebral palsy as the result of brain damage in the first few months or years of life, brain infections such as bacterial meningitis or viral encephalitis, or head injury from a motor vehicle accident, a fall, or child abuse.
person 1: hey lets go mountain climbing.
person 2: nah i cant, i have cerebral palsy, i might fall n bust my ass.
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Comes from the disease Cerebral Palsy: a condition that causes physical disablities in human development. A Palsy walk is the way they walk, usually stiff legged with one or both knees inverted inward. The term can also be used for a person who is trying to walk off an injury or whose foot is asleep.
I didn't realize my knee could fall asleep but it did and when I stood up, I had to Palsy walk to the kitchen.
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noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
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The sexiest of the palsies
Zach Anner has Cerebral Palsy, the sexiest of the palsies
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Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.
A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"
"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."
"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."
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n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.
First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.
Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:
www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm
e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.
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