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A sexual move in which the man hoists up the woman, and proceeds to spin her (perpendicular to the floor) around on his erect penis. The process may be done once or repeatedly.
I was watching this epic porn yesterday where the dude picks up the chick and gave her a Parisian pinwheel for a minute and a half!
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The act of blowing snot in your hand, then taking that snot and using it as a lubricant for a handjob.
When in Paris, do as the Parisians do. (Parisian Delight)
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Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.
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most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
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The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.
Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.
Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!
Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.
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A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.
A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.
I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.
I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!
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An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.