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The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.
Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.
Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!
Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.
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A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.
Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.
Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?
Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
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