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In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.
Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.
Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
Jim Parsons
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1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.
2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
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Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street
Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!
A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
Very smexy dates alot of boys especially Joe's. Has blonde or brown hair and maybe blue eyes. Can trust wid owt. 💪👊
Sally:See that smexy girl
Me:Ye that's a Georgie Parsons
the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.
A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence
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