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when you have a full bladder and take viagra and proceed to get a blowjob
hey cole you wouldn’t believe who gave me a san pasqual job last night
San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.
The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.
Juan: What school do you go to?
Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.
Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?
Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?
Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?
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A word used by engaged women in order to say they got railed by their fiancé's co-workers on his own bed.
I get married on October 9th, but Chris Rutter and I pasqualed last night while he was at work.
He only dates one girl, Maria. He’s into boys and doesn’t have any other girls. He’s trash in cod.
Pasquale is dating Maria. What a guy
Pasquale has a large dick! All the ladies want him but he refuses to be with them because he is too amazing! He is king of the drill and gets a perm every once in a while to make the ladies want him even more. He brags about his ginormous dick but is probably a virgin. He is musical person who loves to sing.
Haley: hey did you see Pasquale in those sweat pants
Federica: no why?
Haley: because his dick looked huge!
Federica: awe man I want to see it he is so hot
The best art history professor ever, mythological figure, attractive, graying hair, magnetic personality, chin in the shape of an ass, he is idolized by anna and memy, draws temples on his diary, explains reading from the book with elbows resting on the desk and in the middle of the lesson slams his hand on the desk and exclaims "basta è noioso!" He explains for 20 minutes and the rest of the hour he does nothing, laughs alone and you can make fun of him because he doesn't understand and laughs. The king of the universe,mayor of Siano (he is supposed to be so narcissistic as to call his main kingdom as himself),keeps locked up "the horse" "super t" and "mastronatale" and their shitty girls in his temple designed by himself and whips them,he has the power of teleportation,he also has a bus called "9 Siano" with destination Siano,his base,he's always everywhere,HE IS AND CAN EVERYTHING.
He is in the end the main subject of the absurd theories and mental films of her pupils Memy and Anna obsessed with hum.
X:"Pasquale Siano is the king of the universe,a hot greek god"
The coolest and sexiest man on earth. girl's loose their head when they see him. Girlz get wet when he speaks italian.
Ohh babyy i got soo Pasquale Farina last night. U can't believe!!