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Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva Is Alexander Pato's Real Name He Was Born On September 2nd, 1989 (Age 21). Currently He Is A Striker For A.C Milan And Wears Number Seven On His Shirt. He Was Born In Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil. He Got The Name Pato From Wear He Was Born Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil, Alexander Pato? He Also Has 70 Goals To His Name as Last Updated
David- "Did You See Alexander Pato Score Today"?
John- "No Man But I Am Going Watch The Highlights".
David- "Cool".
John- "Damn He Is Only 21"!
David " Thats Fucking Awesome"!
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Miguel pato is a guy who is very stupid ass i hate him but he a nice guy in the end, he has no female companions but he still happy and positive, we all need one miguel in our lifes cus he goood with the gawk gawk and has a goood energy
João: Miguel pato e bom rapaz
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when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!
yeha i yonkey patoed sean last night, i swear my fingers are gonna swell soon!
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The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive
you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger
legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion
it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE
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Falling down from the pallopeli in krissys stream.
Everyone will patos this round.
Pato is a Mexican homosexual who is otherwise referred to as a pillow princess.
1:Hey did you see Pato the other day.
2:Yeah, that dudes a pillow princess.