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IS THE ANSWER!!!
random stranger "hey"
you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*
1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
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A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.
OR
Butter with peanuts in.
"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*
"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
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A lubricant males tend to rub on a female's body so as to strengthen the flavour.
It can also be taken alone, but it is not highly recommended.
-"Go on, let's have sex"
-" Hold on honey, let me rub this Peanut Butter on your booty first.·
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When one's ball sack sticks to his legs
"God damn, I have peanut butter again."
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You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.
Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga
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Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"
Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"
Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"
Me- Fuck you enemy P
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Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
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