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A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"
For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.
For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....
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a drum and bass trio.
whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers
the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.
it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
social misfit: lolz i like mega luvs pendulum, cos i am so into drum and bass, you know, its like im such a raver
someone normal: what pendulum do you like?
social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid
someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?
social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know
someone normal: no they're not
social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am
someone normal: actually im a dj
social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
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A technical sexual act involving three parties: two women and an Asian dick-back (an Asian male with a second penis located in the square of his back).
The effect is achieved by suspending the dick-back's feet in the air and swinging him back-and-forth between the two women.
If I were a dick-back I would make a Pendulum with your sisters. Tick-tock mo' fucka.
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when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.
oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.
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When you're hittin a dude from behind and both sets of balls are slapping against eachother like a Pendulum
"I was fucking Doug from behind, when our balls started slapping, hence, creating The Pendulum"
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Swinging your penis around in your pants to flirt with girls
Homie: What are you doing?
Homie 2: Im just swinging da pendulum
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To be bisexual, particularly male.
One who "Swings both ways"
Scott's a pendulum - he slept with Dawn and Paul last night.
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