penises

(noun) the plural term for penis; multiple penis; group of penis

i will turn all of my ex boyfriends penises into penWAS's

Penisal

like oral anal and vaginal sex penisal is when the two tips of the penis touch giving both men pleasure and you have to put lube on the dicks like a hot dog so its nice and slick

Me and my boyfriend are gonna have penisal sex tonight.

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penised

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!

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Penise

Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.

I had a great taste of that Penise, then i used it to scratch my Clit.

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Penising

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.

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penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'

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penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*