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Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)

Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"

by Jack March 21, 2005

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Penn Valley

Penn Valley is one of the richest areas in Pennsylvania along with Gladwyne. Tho Penn valley takes no recognition because it is so small and exclusive it doesn't have it's own zip code so it must share with much lower class but still very expensive area to the average American called Narberth. The Penn Valley Area is where most celebrities live in the main line. Movie stars, directions, singers and especially professional athletes fill the multi million dollar homes, while others are just old money. The multi million dollar homes are most likely large stone estates with nice patios, tennis courts, pools, gardens and fountains in the backyard. The area is filled with Wasps, Japs and all round preppy. The people in penn valley tote around their Louis vitton, coach, chanel, Gucci, and Kate spade bags around like that is what the normal 12 year old girl posses. All of them cannot put down their iPhone wearing a colorful speck/kate spade/berklin cases because they are too busy instagraming, or imessaging other iPhone buddies. We are the only town in the world to think that blackberry usars are underprivileged. We wear only the finest designers and chanel makeup. The people are rich but not all of them are snobby and rude. That's Penn valley for you.

Tour guide: Penn valley and the rest of the main line was offered a real house wives but turned them down because their too classy?
Guy: wait really like Beverly hills? I want to live there.

by main line writer June 2, 2012

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Penn Christmas

The practice of dumpster diving around University of Pennsylvania facilities and Dorms. This usually can be done with out any shame, since the general stereotype of people that go to UPenn is that of rich if not financially stable families. This activity is also based of the stereotype of rich and financially stable people being extremely wasteful. Throwing out a red ring of death xbox 360 instead of ebaying it or attempting to fix it is an example of the wastefulness that can result in a Penn Christmas

Two people walking down the street outside of penn dorm.
Dude 1: damn look at that 360 in that trash bag
Dude 2: penn christmas !!!

further down the street in the next trash can
Dude 1: omg look at all those plastic hangers in that trash bag
Dude 2: Penn Christmas !!!

further down the street outside of a penn frat house
Dude 1: omg is that a full 12pack of natty ice?
Dude 2: it's expired...
Dude 1: f that penn christmas !!

by feldrast September 12, 2011

Penn brothers

Duncan (27) and Jonnie(24) Penn are brothers from an MTV show called The Buried Life.

They are equally attractive but in different ways. They came from Victoria, BC Canada, as well as the other 2 group members. (Ben Nemtin and Dave Lingwood)

You may also know the brothers as:
Jonnie as Nigel Diamond (from the band Bikini)
Duncan as Boone McCaw (a country singer from Atlanta)

Person 1 "Who is your fantasy crush?"
Person 2 "The Penn brothers"
Person 1 "But that's two people"
Person 2 "It's impossible to only choose one of them"

by nakuah tatama January 16, 2011