Pepsi

Pepsi doesn't have enough Pep, it has more 'Si' also known as Coke's codename, if it weren't for Pep there would be only be 'Si'. Wage the war on Coke my Pepsi brothers, now grab a Pepsi filled with bullets and kill those Coke lovers! WE WILL KILL THEM ALL!

Coke Fan: You like Pepsi? I like Coke Cola.

Pepsi Fan: Now you must die. *pulls out pepsi can loaded with bullets*
Coke Fan: WHAT THE FU- *explodes into a puddle of pepsi*
Pepsi Fan: The Coke fan has shot and killed, preparing for the Great Soda War.

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Pepsi

Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.

Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!
Pepsi : Allo!

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Pepsi

Derogatory Anglo Canadian slang for a francophone Quebecer. One explanation is that English-Canadians used to mock the dietary habits of Quebecers by saying they ate poorly and drank pop (ie: Pepsi)

Those guys from Quebec are a bunch of pepsi's.

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pepsi

Pepsi; the greatest sugary drink on the planet... next to coke;

used as antidote for defending zombies (as seen in the movie 28 days later)

pepsi is the only cure for you when bitten by a zombie, you can also drink it before you are infected with the zombie virus, the sugary substance seeps into you blood thus warding off all forms of zombies big and small!

scenario 1:
zombie: FEEL MY EVIL WRATH OF TERROR!
victim: TAKE THAT EVIL ZOMBIE! (throws a bottle of pepsi at zombie knocking it to the ground)

Scenario 2:

Zombie: "i will eat you!"
Victim: "you cant because i drank pepsi!... WHAT NOW!"

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Pepsi

A French Canadian who frequently speaks in broken english and wears a Willy Wonka hat.

Hello Mr. Pepsi Cola! ;)

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Pepsi

A company that copied almost every single product coke made. Pepsi also tries way too hard to be "cool" and "hip".

Pepsi Edge = Coke C2
Pepsi Vanilla = Vanilla Coke
Pepsi One = TaB Cola
Wild Cherry Pepsi = Cherry Coke
Pepsi Twist = Diet coke with Lemon

PLUS MANY MORE

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Pepsi

See what Coke is doing and copy it.

New Mindeltraxethyl Berry Pepsi! (Kind of running out of flavor modifications here)

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