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Percentage LTD

Percentage is a 3D Printer device company that provides high-quality custom 3D Prints. It's owned by Andrew Marin and Amar LAST NAME REDACTED. Their official website is currently 3d-print-andy.webnode.com but is being moved to a new web address.

Ethan gasped at the shockingly good quality products he had ordered from Percentage LTD.

by Percentage LTD December 20, 2021


Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.

Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.

by Cunts-R-Us August 10, 2016


percentage setters

The Real Gs Who Sit Back On The Sidelines And Call The Shots, The Two Best Examples Of "Percentage Setters" Are Sosa & Nephew.

Student 1: Dem Men Say They Goin N Tax Me Boy
Student 2: Nha, Dem Is Cyat..Sosa And Nephew Is The Real Percentage Setters!

by Real Jigga! February 5, 2022


Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim September 1, 2021


Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

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A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 17, 2018


groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 30, 2024