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When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
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can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,
can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!
Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia
EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
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When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.
Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.
petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack
"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"
Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.
Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.
When you nut in a raspberry and drink it
Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!