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Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'
"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."
"Dw man I just pharted is all."
"Pharting rocks."
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someone who acts like their extremely smart, usually meaning they act like they have a PHD but they're actually really stupid. (pronounced f-uh-art with a prolonged 'f')
Kelly: Hey, look it's Taylor!
Danny: Ugh, don't talk to her, she's such a PHart in English today.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What did she do?
Danny: She started saying incorrect definitions to words
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The noise of a cell phone ringing at an inopportune moment.
(after cell phone rings in quiet meeting)
"Alright, who pharted?"
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female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.
Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH
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Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.
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1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.
There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.
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