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someone who acts like their extremely smart, usually meaning they act like they have a PHD but they're actually really stupid. (pronounced f-uh-art with a prolonged 'f')
Kelly: Hey, look it's Taylor!
Danny: Ugh, don't talk to her, she's such a PHart in English today.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What did she do?
Danny: She started saying incorrect definitions to words
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When your phone makes the sound of passing gas
My phone has been receiving pharts all day , been blowing up none stop
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The noise of a cell phone ringing at an inopportune moment.
(after cell phone rings in quiet meeting)
"Alright, who pharted?"
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Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.
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A portmanteau word combining "phone" and "art" to describe any piece of art created on a mobile phone.
"wow, your pharts are really extravagant and are overwhelming my senses!"
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1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.
There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.
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