Philosophicate

To educate in life and philosophy. It's similar to educate but on the other side of the axis. To teach about important life lessons.

I used to philosophicate teens who never questioned their lives before.

philosophize

verb; to talk about something in a philosophical manner, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

We philosophized about poop over our lattes.

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philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.

I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?

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philosopher

The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.

Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.

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philosopher

One who says lines of the syntax:
"As a famous philosopher once said..."
A Spanish phrase is often included in after the introduction.

As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."

As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."

Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).

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philosopher

A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.

Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?

Student: Sometimes, I suppose

Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.

Student: Uhh, no then.

Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?

Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.

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The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety

Look it’s the philosopher

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