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impossible for a white person to pronounce;
commonly pronounced as:
"foe"
or
"phoe"
3 bowls will cure the common cold, flu and many other ailments.
Vegetarian pho is not pho.
It is how the Vietnamese kick'd America's azz in the war. Pho power.
CUT TO: INT. VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT - DAY/LUNCH
White Guy
(to waiter)
I'd like a large bowl of foe.
Asian Date
It's pronounced Pho`
White Guy
Poe...Phoe....Phhhhha-aww?
Smirking at his own cleverness and ridicule of the Vietnamese language.
Asian Date
(with her lips puckered and jaw narrowed)
Pho`, nevermind, I still love you.
Waiter (O.S.)
Even though you massacre my language, culture and your
ancestors killed 2 million of my people.
White guy fumbling with chopsticks while his asian date uses a fork to make him feel more comfortable.
FADE OUT.
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Used by Vi-etalian mafia as a term of forgiveness or disregard.
"Pho get about it! C'mon, PHO GET ABOUT IT!"
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Viet for a kind of white noodle.
Give me some chopsticks so i can eat my pho.
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The most beautiful person you'll ever meet, on the inside and on the outside. They may forget themselves easily and often feel alone so you need to take great care of them. This person deserves the best things in the world; they're really funny and kind, and will not hesitate to help you even when they themselves need it. They don't recognize their own worth and find it hard to express their feelings and thoughts; they need an understanding and caring person by their side that is willing to go through anything for them. Talking to pho will always make you smile
Pho is so kind.
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An uncultured internet addict that lives in his parents' basement. Suffers from nodular cystic acne which is often disfiguring. Sometimes sports green hair.
I hate that phos. He can really get under your skin (just like a sebum blockage!)
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