Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
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to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
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to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....
man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.
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When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!
"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"
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1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.
1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!
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When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.
Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!
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