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When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.
man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!
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when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot
i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED
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The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!
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what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate
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Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".
After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.
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When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.
Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.
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