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now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!
i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!
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A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.
people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality
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That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.
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a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
she never expected give her the pitchfork.
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When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.
Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.
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The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.
My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.
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Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.
I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.
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