Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.
(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!
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Bitter, Ignorant, Uneducated people who's goal in life is to hate the Pit Bull breed. These close-minded people are often influenced by media and other Bitter Pitters. These are the same type of people that vote based on commercial information. Bitter Pitters love corn.
Running the other direction when seeing a Pit Bull (on leash no less) is a typical Bitter Pitter move. Grabbing their child in fear and telling them to stay away from THAT dog is also typical.
Corn cobs have also been found in the anus of deceased Bitter Pitters.
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An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.
Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?
Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.
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Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.
The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.
You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.
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Simp God, will run around the neighborhood naked just to be able to look at a female.
βbruh is Andrew Pitters simping againβ