Plate

Someone who is not popular, nor tries to be. Satisfied with where they stand in the social triangle.

She's not popular, but she doesn't try to be. She's a plate.

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Plate

Word used to define someone who flakes on a plan or says something and then does not do it.

Matthew: I’m gonna get plastered every night on this beach trip

*Second Night*

Matthew: I’m too tired tonight I think I’m just gonna pass out

Josh: Man I knew you were a plate

plating

A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.

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plating

paper plate option

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

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plate

A record, usu. a 12"

Put on that plate, I like the B-side mix!

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plates

P= Pussy
L= Legs
A= Ass
T= Tits (boobs)(breast)(normandy)
ES= Erection Starter

damn that bitch has p.l.a.t.e.s.!!!!

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On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

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