poet

A
Poet

Used to be
someone who
Wrote a lot of lines that rhymed & were otherwise
possessed of a musical quality that did not
necessarily require
strings or drums in the
background
& was altogether too smart for words

Now a poet is
just
someone who
fucks about with the length
of
lines
so as to make
the utterly
banal
appear to have unplumbed depths of meaning
which I suppose
is at least moderately
more
democratic

Everyone's a poet ... only they just don't know it.

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poet

a dreamer.. someone who lives life almost like a movie. or maybe someone who can rhyme all the time.

I sat on a bat cause im so fat!
Wow, your a poet and you didnt even know it!

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poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

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POET

Piss Off Early Today

Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.

It's Friday, so I'll POET today.

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poet

a furry bitch-like creature that totally gets pissed upon daily.

i fucking HATE poet, for all of eternity!

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poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

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poet

{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}

{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}

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