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1. The act of tickling a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel
1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!
2. "Poog!" said the weasel.
3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!
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god like creature greater than all
*little jonny comes back from the dead*
poog has blessed him and given him a second chance
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"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .
A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.
"You lazy poog!"
"I'm hittin' that poog."
"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."
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An older butch lesbian who holds a preference for younger femme females.
Every time I go to that bar I get hit on by a bunch of old pooges.
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Always right...no point arguing
Ah shit steve, ur fucking poog
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One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.
Example 1:
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
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