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Bursting your fucking bubble of collecting 100 pennies.
Im bout to PORG POPPING flip the families trying to collect physical copies of video games.
Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
Guzzling GODS semen like a vacuum or a black hole. An entire different reality and dimension.
PORG PORG for all that money and fame.
A chonk man who scrans Oreos and spills coke on his Xbox
Porg master stop scranning Oreos and doing science experiments on your Xbox
A chonk annoying human who spills coke on his Xbox
Ahh porg master stop scranning Cheerios and doing science experiments on your Xbox
The best possible thing to watch and get horny and funny at the same time
I go on Porghub.com for excitement and a boner....