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The amazing sibling of the absolutely beautiful Julian devorak. She has a very cute cat called pepi. Hard working and really pretty. She also has a cute brother.
That Portia devoraks brother is really hot!
I know right!?!
She's very cool 😎😎
Portia devorak is very cool! Ikr!? Yeah! 😎😎😎
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A super cute, fun and athletic Canadian girl who wrestles on the independant scene in the United States, Canada and all over the world. Portia is a fierce Ninja in pigtails. That you must see to believe.
I saw Portia Perez kicking ass last night and she was "Totally "Fricken' Awesome!"
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I hate Portia zee. Fuck Portia zee
We hate Portia zee
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Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.
"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."
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portia is the name of a girl who teleports everywhere. you never see her arrive, and you never see her leave. she's just either there or she isn't. she probably doesn't exist in real life, she only exists when she needs to be there but in reality she's not even real. she also doesn't know the meaning of personal space, she literally teleports next to you and is literally just sitting there. she's literally a jumpscare. she's also really weird and posts her ugly feet on her insta and also posted a selfie where you can literally see the tank of the toilet in the background. also you don't pronounce it as por-sha, in this case you actually pronounce it literally how it's spelled - port-i-a.
"oh my god, you scared me! you literally teleported here out of nowhere! stop being such a portia!"
The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.
Guy 1: “Dude did you just dirty portia me?”
Guy 2: Fap Fap Fap Fap