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The amazing sibling of the absolutely beautiful Julian devorak. She has a very cute cat called pepi. Hard working and really pretty. She also has a cute brother.
That Portia devoraks brother is really hot!
I know right!?!
She's very cool 😎😎
Portia devorak is very cool! Ikr!? Yeah! 😎😎😎
A super cute, fun and athletic Canadian girl who wrestles on the independant scene in the United States, Canada and all over the world. Portia is a fierce Ninja in pigtails. That you must see to believe.
I saw Portia Perez kicking ass last night and she was "Totally "Fricken' Awesome!"
I hate Portia zee. Fuck Portia zee
We hate Portia zee
Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.
"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."
The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.
Guy 1: “Dude did you just dirty portia me?”
Guy 2: Fap Fap Fap Fap
When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating
Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.