Possums

a. See wordPossum/word

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.

"I met a possum!"
"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"

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Possum

Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.

When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."

When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"

When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."

If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)

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possum

What everyone should eat mo of.

Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.

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Possum

Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.

Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!

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possum

an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.

guy 1: Awesome possums, man!
guy 2: No.
See opossum

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possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

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possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

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