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Posti

(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.

"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"

by Ivoryish May 14, 2007

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Posty

The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.

After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.

He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.

by Lucky#7 July 1, 2013

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posty

mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.

Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!

by worm September 19, 2003

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posty

british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.

Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!

by Daniel1313 December 23, 2006

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Postie Roulette

After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.

The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell โ€œMEALIEโ€ then skull the random shot

Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?

by RUFFSACK May 29, 2023

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Posty Hoe

Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone

Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.

by kiana_e October 3, 2019


Posty Mom

A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.

Iโ€™m not a regular mom, Iโ€™m a Posty mom.

by girlmom2018 January 26, 2021