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(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.
"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"
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The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.
After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.
He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.
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mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.
Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!
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british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.
Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!
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After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.
The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell “MEALIE” then skull the random shot
Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?
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Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone
Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.
Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."
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