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(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.
"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"
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mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.
Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!
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british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.
Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!
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After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.
The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell “MEALIE” then skull the random shot
Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?
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Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone
Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.
An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.
Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie
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Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."
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