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the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!
teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)
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A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.
I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol
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A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle
Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.