An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.
"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"
"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"
A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.
a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend
"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"
Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy
"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"
Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.
A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.
"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"
something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.
PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.