Rural Dictionary

The pouch

When one get's his nutsack and pulls it over their cock. Resembling a pouch.

"Can't believe he fell for the pouch, what a fag"

by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009

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pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

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Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.

Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."

by dac0811 March 26, 2010

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Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012

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