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To masturbate when one's procrastinating
Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.
Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.
Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.
I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!
The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.
Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...
You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.
The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
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Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
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The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
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