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A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
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the usuall- something that happens on occasion, commonly done.
going home, doing homework, you know, the uge uge(pronounced YOOGE)
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women I have (to) fuck
For married guys/ guys in relationships that have just observed a milf only to realize that they a going home to the same old woman cause it would cost to much to divorce it and find a hottie.
wihf (pronounced wiff)
Man did you see that milf, but unfortunately I have to go home to the wihf (pronounced wiff) .
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The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.
This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.
This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
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A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).
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short for McDonald's
I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!
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