Pun

Dropping an unintentional pun at the worst time.
When your neighbours wife has an affair while he's at work. And he gets suspicious and decides to ask you:

"Have you seen any cars visit my house when I'm at work?"

Me- "sorry, I'd rather not get involved in your "affairs"....sorry pun unintended"

pun

1. A joke, usually a play on words involving either a homonym, or a phrase that rhymes with the original quote.
2. A very, very, VERY low form of humor, and often makes everyone within a ten mile radius sigh and pinch their eyes together.

These jokes will likely get you killed, the best case scenario is that someone laughs, simply because the joke is so bad/stupid, that said person cannot help but laugh, then tell you to get the out of the room.

never tell a pun, if you want to keep anything you hold dear.

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Pun

Play on words for comical relief

Pun:
"I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica."

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pun

A clever play on words, often used for comedy. The play on words often use similar sounding words or homonyms to replace words that would normally be in the sentence. Another form is when a word with a double meaning is used to relate to a different word in the sentence in two different ways. Puns tend not to be funny, and often receives light sarcastic laughter. Many people fail at making these. One specific person comes into mind...

Chinese teacher: So, HOW is life?
Chinese student: Life is HAO.
Chinese teacher: *sighs* Why must I put up with this?
James: Oh, It's pun! *high fives*
Chinese student: wooooooooow...
Chinese teacher: Detention, both of you.

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Puns

Another word for the action of sexual intercourse.

Inserting object A into location B.

Nick - "Did you hear what happened to dan last night?"

Cam - "No i didn't, what happened?"

Nick - "he got mad puns"

Cam - "Im going to go pun that girls box after hes done"

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Pun

1. double edged words
2. lowest form of humor
3. highest use of language

The only good pun is a bad pun.

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pun

The worst form of human communication yet.

A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.

(the most stupidest pun ever)
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...

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