WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH TEQUILA AND END UP FUCKING A RANDOM SPANISH GIRL AFTER A RAVE
Dude, I pulled a dirty rahim last night.
Oh?
Yeah, one bottle of tequila and a trip to the woods with a spanish girl later
A Khabib is a guy that you’d wanna ride for hours on end. He uses his funniest almost as much as his shlong. He always has a friend named Joshua and kisses him all the time. He is usually the one who ends up doing cocaine out of someone’s butt.
Did you see Khabib Rahim light a firework off in his butt? He’s so hot tho.
My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.
All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.
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In the name of Allah but it's how they say it in Malaysia.
bismillah ir rahman ir rahim i love le fishe au chocolat
A nigga with a big ass dick
Her: It's so big
Him: You gonna suck it
Her: Alright Umair Rahim