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A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."
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A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor."
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guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"
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The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.
By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
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The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.
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look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof
one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more
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Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"
takes shot feels okay does 7 more...out like a light
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