sweet relish

to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (Originated in Livermore, Ca by Chris W. and Lake S. in '00)

Lake S. - "Hey, Hey, Hey" (Nudging in Female's direction)

-In Unison-

Chris W./Lake S. - "Ah....Sweet Relish"

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Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

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dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

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Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

Relish Delight

While performing oral sex, the woman throws up in her mouth while the man ejaculates swallowing both at the same time

Did you hear? Sam gave a guy a Relish Delight in the Primanti’s parking lot!

gentlemans relish

male ejaculate

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall

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gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

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