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People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
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Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.
I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.
creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!
she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
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The process by which an organism makes a baby without a mommy and daddy...IT'S LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD!!! (because it usually actually
does) and then a child is born...usually without a spine
-OH GOD! JOHNNY JUST SPROUTED A BABY FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!
-He reproduced asexually!
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Sexual reproduction that involves two parents.
Sexual reproduction ensures that the offspring has genetic veriation, which makes the offspring different than the parent... mabey even better, because they could have more strength against a certain disease.
In sexual reproduction the fertilization can be internal or external. In some species, the male and female mate, and fertilization occurs inside the females body. In other species the female lays eggs that the male then fertilizes outside the females body.
Some animals lay Fertilized eggs, while others, like ourselves give birth to live offspring.
Sexual reproduction
Mating dragonflies reproduce sexually
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Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?
Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.