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One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
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Resident Evil is a game first made in 1996, and spawning over 10 sequels. It involves a group called S.T.A.R.S. that investigates a mansion in the woods, and finds zombies and other creatures, created by a spill of a chemcial called the T-Virus.
Resident Evil is the best game... except for DDR.
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Typically a male virgin under the age of 30, a Reddit Resident is a person who spends so much time on Reddit that they might as well live there. All of their info comes from Reddit, all of their conversations are based on something from Reddit, and they use Reddit as a way to verify wether or not their opinions are backed up by other Reddit Residents.
Similar to basement dweller, but slightly greasier.
Typical conversation with a Reddit Resident.
Reddit Resident:
“Jeffery Epstein didn’t commit suicide......”
Normal Person:
“Shut the fuck up before I kill us both.”
A very good game wich tests your puzzle solvng skills as well as your will to survive. Although many games have spawned to take the horror throne, there is always a place for Resident Evil. Recently the series lost the zombies, but smart super-human creatures and monsters are a hell of allot tougher to defeat than dumb zombies and semi-smart lickers.
RE will never be bad enough to make some of its fans loose intrest, and the game just keeps getting better and better
"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt."
~Leon, Resident Evil 4
Hunnigan: Ive sent you a playing manual.
Leon: Ill take a look at it, thanks.
Player: He knows he is in a game?
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when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.
They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."
Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
A great PSone game which is still great to play today. Involves a special unit called the S.T.A.R.S. team being sent to the Racoon forests to investigate what happened to a Bravo team who were investigating a series of bizarre murders (done by zombies). They find a downed helicopter with all the equipment inside, but none of the members. When they search for clues, a certain individual named Joseph Frost finds A SEVERED HAND(!). He then gets chewed to bits by a pretty nasty dog. They then all run for a scary looking mansion (bad move) and hide inside it.
What follows is a 10 year old game (at time of print) still going pretty damn strong. Even though the notoriously bad dialogue is even worse today, and even though some of it isn't as scary, some parts are still very, very creepy. The music in the hall still sends shivers down my spine. And when you discover the first zombie? A classic sequence.
Graphically, Resident Evil is relatively still extremely good. Considerung this game is 10 YEARS OLD, it looks pretty fine.
If you do see an old copy of Resi going for cheap, do not hesitate to pick it up. It is a genuinely brilliant game. It may have lost a lot of the sparkle it had in 1996, it's still has the elements which made it so great in the first place. Even though this game has had several sequels, to my mind, the original PSone game is the best. The claustrophobic, trapped feel of the mansion hasn't really been done again in the whole seires since, as it moved on to bigger, more epic locations.
A great game.
'You go check for clues, Jill. I'll be here examining this (a pool of blood)'
'Barry, thank you for saving my life.'
Classic.
Buy Resident Evil today. Now.
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