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The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.
Oh my God, you've got frostbite!
Don't worry, it's just sock residue.
The clout someone receives from being associated with another individual whom has already developed higher levels of clout
My friend is cousins with Kanye, that's mad residual clout fam
When you put a cup with a drink inside on a surface, and then take it off. It leaves behind a ring-shaped formation of what you just drank. This is the result of spilling some of the drink over your cup a little bit, so some of the liquid trickles down the the bottom and stays there. Other times, it's because you shook the cup while it is still on the table, thus the liquid collects at the bottom part of the cup. After a while, it will leave a sort of dried up ring, except with the case of water, it usually evaporates. See water ring for cups with water. That dried up mess is what you call a "residue ring." Note that this can also happen with bowls, plates, pans, pots, aluminum cans, circular objects, etc. It is usually found at parties, messy houses, kitchens, and such.
Mom (After a Party): Omg, these friggin' residue rings are annoying to get rid of...can you help me son please?
Son: Mom, many of those were from you...
The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward
Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.
John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.
When a group of friends is talking and a laugh occurs, while still smiling you make direct eye contact with a stranger and it quickly becomes creepy.
You're friend Brady makes a joke while you are eating in the cafeteria.
"What do a pimp and a pirate have in common?"
"They both say Yo-Ho, and walk with a limp"
laughter
while still laughing you look away and make direct eye contact with a red head across the cafeteria. (this person is receiving your residual smile)
Later, when you see that person again you feel obliged to say:
"I'm sorry that I smiled at you"
and the whole thing turns creepy.
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When you claim to have moved on from feelings long ago but a part of those feelings still remains.
I sware I'm in love with Kenneth, but there are some residual feelings for douchy-mc-douchington and mr.hopelessromanticniceguy.