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returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
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Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.
I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.
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Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
i am returding
a piece of crap that slides out of the anus with little direction and maximum splashback
i totally just returded and had to purchase a new toilet seat
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A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.
Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
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